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Humor

Just some fun and funny stuff about dogs, dog owners, and those unfortunate ones who are neither.

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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."

"That’s odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their ‘dogs’.

The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"

 

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Who said Poodles are wimpy? Courtesy of www.AhaJokes.com

 

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Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book; inside of a dog, it is very dark.
--Groucho Marx.

 

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The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
--Dave Starr

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