Just some fun and funny stuff about
dogs, dog owners, and those unfortunate ones who are neither.
Two Scottish nuns have just
arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear
that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"That’s odd," her companion
replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do
as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother
superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards
the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is pleased to oblige,
wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter.
Excitedly, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their
The mother superior begins to
blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other
nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
Who said Poodles are wimpy?
Outside of a dog, a man's best
friend is a book; inside of a dog, it is very dark.
The other day I saw two
dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to
the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"